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Saturday, May 10, 2008, 12:21 AM
i am like talking to junxiong late at night now. and what~ i am trying to sleep but he is like making me LAUGH! he keep on " Yo Momma Id So Fat.......lalas~"he said quite a lot.. example,
1. Yo Momma So Fat God Sent Her To Hell Cause He Couldn't Lift Her Spirit. (this is his msn nic)
2. yo momma so ugly when she threw a boomerang it didnt come back
3.yo momma so fat she can slap the shit outta someone with her ass cheeks
4. yo momma so poor when she on her period she'd be using a tissue for a tampon
5. yo momma so black when i shot at her wih a gun the bullet came back and said i cant find that bitch
6. yo momma is so cheap she uses her breastmilk for her famous brownies
7. yo momma so black when she goes to night school they mark her absent
8. yo momma so fat when she cuts herself she uses bacon as band-aids
9.yo momma so dumb i told her to buy a colour tv and she came back and asked'" what colour?"
10. yo momma so old she knew burger king when he was a prince
11.yo momma so stupid she tells you yo momma jokes and laughs at themmma so fat i had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side
12.yo momma so old when she went to schoolthere was no history class
13.yo momma so old when i told her to act her age, she died
14.yo momma so fat her fav childhood hero was the dude in the cheeseburger suit
15.yo momma so fat her shadow weighs 84kg
16.yo momma so fat when she went bungee jumping she went straight to hell
17.Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a Triet - She's all like - "Whatever yo eating ... I'll try it!"
18.yo momma so old she farts dust
19.yo momma so stupid she thought she got hit by a parked car
20.yo mommma took a picture last christmas and it's still printing
i think i shall just wite this few. and continue listening to his "rubbish" ...HAHAHA
well well well..actually there are more. not sure if i shaould continue! (:
haha. he got it from here >>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrN7MpdbuBI&NR=1
yeap ((:
21.yo momma so bald i can see what shes thinking
i really will continue if he continues..hahaha ;D
yes. he stopped cos i reminded him how late it was already. it is like 12 44 already. and the both of us are still not asleep. tmr wake up 8? OMG!!
byebye~ good night! (: